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Saturday, June 07, 2008

Stupid Q with Smart Answer

Stupid Q with Smart Answer
BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?Pupil : The moon.Teacher : Why?Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?Pupil : A teacher.
Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?Customer : What other colors do you have?
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !Sam : It's a family tradition.Teacher : What do you mean? Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?Student : Brotherly love.
Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?One Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand.

pictures taken the history field trip:

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